NINJA ATTACKS ASBURY PARK HIGH SCHOOL!!!
This is probably my favorite news story ever. Maybe not ever. But maybe.
It says that a Ninja was spotted outside a New Jersey high school this morning. Yes. A ninja. No, Yi Jianlian is from China and therefore cannot be considered a ninja (in spite of what “The Immortals” on the“Mortal Kombat” soundtrack tell us).
A ninja, with a sword was spotted. And somehow that traveled up the chain of command. And the high school was on lock-down for half an hour.
Amazing.
The lockdown — which restricts movement in and out of school buildings — was lifted by 9:30 a.m. after police learned the man in question was actually a camp counselor on his way to a costume-themed day at the Russell O. Brackman Middle School.
Amazing!