Digital Failure

Recent Posts

• “Wanted”, Starring Angelina Jolie, Some Dude, And Morgan Freeman Is So Bad, I Have Renamed it “LOOM: THE BINARY THREADS OF FATE!!!!” (with four exclamation points)
• NINJA ATTACKS ASBURY PARK HIGH SCHOOL!!!
• Falling Behind On The Real World. HIV Testing. Kanye West. Mike Myers Being Gay? Katy Perry Being Shitty.
• Starbuck’s Is A FAILURE!!! No More CD’s or Oversized iTunes Download Cards. No More Tall, Venti Whatever The Fuck…I Hope…
• Maria Taylor